I can fight. [HE JUST SAID HE COULDN'T but that was before Mathis was 5 seconds away from dropping a knife on his own foot] Keep your knife. You'd be in the way.
[You are so small Mathis. Like a little cricket. He'd end up kicking you like a soccer ball purely on accident.]
He grunts, which probably means "you're not supposed to but whatever" or something along those lines, and starts to awkwardly stomp over to get it back. THEY COULD'VE AT LEAST CURSED BOTH HIS FEET.]
I'm gonna kill whoever did this. [And no one will blame him!!!]
[The secret is that he doesn't really hold grudges so he'll just be vaguely grumpy once it's back to normal, but it is so hard to tell that from the murderous anger he is exuding right now]
Tell them to prank you next time then! [DO NOT DO THAT MATHIS]
[WHAT GOOD ARE YOU THEN I must specify this is not my opinion. Actually Kanda is not that mad at Mathis specifically he's just mad about how dangerous it is to be hindered like this AND THEN TWO PEOPLE ARE DEAD TOMORROW SO HE WAS FUCKING RIGHT (he does not know he couldn't have stopped it)]
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[hang on]
Um, what did you... think that I meant...
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[
eyes him rudely]
You're nervous. [ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE A FIGHTER]
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[he can do it he can stab!]
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I can fight. [HE JUST SAID HE COULDN'T but that was before Mathis was 5 seconds away from dropping a knife on his own foot] Keep your knife. You'd be in the way.
[You are so small Mathis. Like a little cricket. He'd end up kicking you like a soccer ball purely on accident.]
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[KANDA PLEASE.]
I-I know that I'm not very impressive, or strong, but I've at least been learning to be less weak!
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And unsheathes his sword
And throws it like a javelin at a nearby tree. It lands very solidly in the wood, in the middle of a tree knot or something.]
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[that display gets a little gasp from him, eyes going a little wide.]
I haven't seen anyone... do that with a sword.
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He grunts, which probably means "you're not supposed to but whatever" or something along those lines, and starts to awkwardly stomp over to get it back. THEY COULD'VE AT LEAST CURSED BOTH HIS FEET.]
I'm gonna kill whoever did this. [And no one will blame him!!!]
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[please don't kill over your yoot (yaoi foot)]
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Tell them to prank you next time then! [DO NOT DO THAT MATHIS]
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[HE WILL NOT BE DOING THAT BUT ALSO: HOW WOULD HE.]
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[WHAT GOOD ARE YOU THEN I must specify this is not my opinion. Actually Kanda is not that mad at Mathis specifically he's just mad about how dangerous it is to be hindered like this AND THEN TWO PEOPLE ARE DEAD TOMORROW SO HE WAS FUCKING RIGHT (he does not know he couldn't have stopped it)]