[ wearing something along these lines and sipping some wine ]
Uh, so... since a bunch of you just went on those awful trips and presumably came back with some important items... I've got like, a will form letter written up to try to ensure that those things don't get lost if their owners die, so just let me know if you want one and I can edit and give to you to sign.
[ at some point this game he just became an estate planner.
anyway aside from this he'll probably just be playing games on his phone so feel free to bother him about other things too. ]
Do you keep it with you, at the mortuary, or somewhere else? Or if you don't want to say out loud you can just write it in if you want. Just want to make sure we can actually find everything if we have to.
[ silently mouths "meowgazine???" to himself and wonders if that's actually what it's called or if she's still just cat punning... he decides to just go broader with the phrasing to be safe because with his fucking luck they'd end up losing an item on the technicality that that there's no such thing as a meowgazine.
after a moment he'll slide a paper over to her along with his pen: ]
I, Mitaka Asa, hereby establish the following in regards to all items in my possession that were obtained during the expeditions beyond the fog, both that which I obtained myself and that which was entrusted to me:
In the event that I become unable to properly safeguard these items due to either death or monster affliction, ownership shall be transferred to the living and unafflicted residents of the village of Scawwy. They can be retrieved from the cabin.
Can you just read over that and sign if it sounds okay? It doesn't have to be a very neat signature.
[ so it's fine to just scribble while lying down. ]
I'm going to go ahead and write you one and hopefully you can stop being insane and sign it before we fall asleep, but if not, I think ownership would just go to Asa-chan if anything happened to you anyway, and she's covered, so... probably fine.
[ writes it up and offers it to her along with his pen! ]
I, Ashlyn Banner, hereby establish the following in regards to the item in my possession (1 jar and all its contents) that was obtained during the expeditions beyond the fog:
In the event that I become unable to properly safeguard this item due to either death or monster affliction, ownership shall be transferred to the living and unafflicted residents of the village of Scawwy. It can be retrieved from the cabin.
Sound okay? If it does, just sign it, and I'll take a picture for backup in case it gets lost.
I am currently in possession of Astarion's ... rock with wiggly eyes attached. Hawke and I have obtained two new items as well: a parasitic worm that seems prone to, erm, a disturbing noise, in addition to a swatch of leathery skin. Be careful touching it, it stains.
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Uh, so... since a bunch of you just went on those awful trips and presumably came back with some important items... I've got like, a will form letter written up to try to ensure that those things don't get lost if their owners die, so just let me know if you want one and I can edit and give to you to sign.
[ at some point this game he just became an estate planner.
anyway aside from this he'll probably just be playing games on his phone so feel free to bother him about other things too. ]
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[morbid but probably necessary!!]
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I might as well. It's some kind of talon.
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Do you keep it with you, at the mortuary, or somewhere else? Or if you don't want to say out loud you can just write it in if you want. Just want to make sure we can actually find everything if we have to.
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Are you keeping yours in the cabin?
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Mhmm... The spine and the meowgazine...
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after a moment he'll slide a paper over to her along with his pen: ]Can you just read over that and sign if it sounds okay? It doesn't have to be a very neat signature.
[ so it's fine to just scribble while lying down. ]
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However Camille cocks her head and raises a brow.]
All things are lost with time, boy. Any efforts to delay the inevitable are futile. Be not covetous in what little time you have left to you.
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I'm going to go ahead and write you one and hopefully you can stop being insane and sign it before we fall asleep, but if not, I think ownership would just go to Asa-chan if anything happened to you anyway, and she's covered, so... probably fine.
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[Waits for him to finish i guess
humanity is a blight, all is senseless and futile]
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I've got that jar of teeth back in the cabin.
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[ writes it up and offers it to her along with his pen! ]Sound okay? If it does, just sign it, and I'll take a picture for backup in case it gets lost.
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[ she signs this. ]
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[ snaps his picture! ]
Aaaand done. Want to hold onto the original?
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